Ranae Shrider Answers Mini-Me Sex Tape Questions

Ranae Shrider, 22, has finally reveals the juicy detail we’ve all been waiting for!  How good is Verne Troyer (Mini-Me) in the sack!!

Here is was Ranae Shrider said in a recent interview: 

Brunette Ranae admitted: “I never imagined one day I’d date a man who barely came up to my kneecaps.

“But as soon as I met Verne I was so captivated by his personality, his size didn’t seem to matter.

“I liked him so much I even gave up wearing high heels for six months.

“But sex was very different from anything I’d experienced before, and I’d be lying if I didn’t say it was tricky making everything work.

“I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!

“It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big.

“On the whole though, he wasn’t short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size.”

“It was two weeks before we finally had sex, at his place. I was so nervous I wanted it over and done with—in case there was no chemistry or it just didn’t work because of his size.

“It was a normal-sized bed and once Verne had clambered up, I undressed and laid down next to him.

“For a small guy he’s quite well endowed. I had no complaints.

“But the whole thing was over in three minutes.”  source

Oh the wonders of being a 2-pump chump!!  I guess there are two heads that don’t stop growing on midgets!!!

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