This Just In: “The Love Guru” Sucks!
![](http://www.celebritique.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/love.jpg "\\"The Love Guru\\" Tanks In Critic Reviews")
All this hype from The Love Guru promoters is ill faded when reviews like this get released.
The movie dudes even had the nerve to contact us asking for free promotion for the movie! Saying that Mike Meyers is visiting every blog that promotes the movie. Lame!
From the Huffington Post:
“The Love Guru”, starring Mike Myers’s prosthetic nose, Justin Timberlake’s washboard abs, and Jessica Alba’s breasts, opens Friday. And the critics have been unanimous: this movie sucks! The Love Guru reviews scored an almost inconceivably low 9 percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Here’s a sample of some of the reviews:
The Love Guru review with the most bite comes from the New York Times:
“The Love Guru” is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again.
And Variety doesn’t pull any punches in its “The Love Guru” review:
“The Love Guru” is so relentlessly juvenile as to merit a new twist on the PG-13 rating — one that strongly cautions not only those under 13 but anyone much above it, too.
It’s really too bad. I was kind of excited to go watch a funny movie finally.
Mike Myers is about as funny as all the other pre snlers who went out on their own and tried to be funny.
They only had great comedic timing when they did not have control of scripts and other decisions in the filmaking proccess.
SNL seems to crank out a lot of childish actors and actresses, very few are exceptions to the rule, and even when they are an exception, their other character flaws destroy them anyway.
SNL is a proving ground for adults who want to act like children.
It always has been and it always will be.
Case in point, Chevy Chase whose wife left him because of his childish lifestyle.
Everyone is acting shocked at how bad the movies of Meyers and Sandler and others have become, however, if you buy into the childish potty humor of most of SNL, then they only expect moviegoers to accept any childish filth they throw at the American public.
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